Navigating the Minefields of 59 South

Besides darting between speeding cars on the on and off ramps, the freaking shoulder of 59S is like a random minefield w/ sunken manhole and gutter covers w/ 2 - 3" lips that would eat an aluminum rim for lunch...not to mention the raised reflectors that require me to thread a 4" opening every 30' while dodging 100's of nails, umpteen pieces of glass and metal and... oh yeah... did I mention the pieces of blown tire, 2x4's and furniture.... yee haw!