As the Wind Goes Whistling 'Cross the Plains...

Fighting a 22 - 25 mph head / crosswind on my approach to the mountains... sound familiar? I'm feeling a Muleshoe Tx day coming on...ahhh Mr. Wind... you're good... you're Really Good! Well, let me tell you sumpin Mr. Wind... Me, Mr. Creatine and a Big Piece of Texas Ass with a lot of low end torque got something for your Puffy Cheeks... so let's get it on... I kicked your ass in Texas and New Mexico and I'll do it again in Wyoming!