Perfect example of what living on the Gulf Coast is like...

I just got back from a 33 minute slow jog... About 3.5 miles.

Here's the weather conditions in good ole Lake Jackson Tx....

79 degrees 76% humidity...

That's not bad for Lake Jackson.

2 months from now it'll be 95 and 95...

That's right 95 degrees and 95% humidity.

I weighed before I left and after I came back.

I lost 2.1 lbs in 33 minutes!!

That's 1 quart of sweat....

In a half an hour.

And it ain't even hot yet.

I would sweat 3 times that rate at 95 and 95.

Forget that....

Come on mountains!!

Please somebody buy my house so I can get the hell out of....

HELL.