My talk with Mr. Pain

Pounding out an 80- 85 cadence in 11th of 21 gears - about 9 mph - pushing down on the pedals so hard the bottom of my feet are hurting - told Mr. Pain to get his ass back on the Action Packer, pop a couple of Aleve, sit down, shut up and buckle up cause he ain't seen nothing yet! I may leave body parts strewn for 40 miles up 84 but when I climb off this Trek 3700 horse I'll tie 'er up to a post in Muleshoe Tx. You can bet your $20 & your ass on that!